kardashiane:

so i was trying to google that scene in pirates of the caribbean where jack and will are walking underwater with the rowboat over their heads cause it looks cool and i wanna try it

but the thing is i googled “boat scene in pirates of the caribbean”

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valiantparadox:

My roommate and I have had far too much coffee and I think our neighbors hate us

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The saddest things in the world:

-people forgotten on their birthdays
-old people eating alone
-animals left behind by their humans

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